When the only tool you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.


This about sums it up: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." - Cheers

   

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Monday, January 07, 2008
Leaving '07 Behind

2008 started out good. No major crisis and no major upheavals. Highlight of the New Year is I finally got my PC fixed and now have very fast internet connection at home. I'm really getting tired of always seeing surf control at work so I got the bayan wireless phone and the pace is pretty fast. I'm thinking of getting smart bro though so I can connect anywhere. It looks cool. Downside of this is I'm gonna get hooked with surfing and blogging again. (If I get enough airtime with my nephew's butt always planted in front of the PC, I'm almost afraid he's growing roots already.) I should really buy myself a lap top. Soon.

Went to a rockin' party last Saturday with some friends. The funny thing was I really wasn't feeling up to going anywhere. (Big Brother's final night and all. Hahaha!)  But I went for fear of being annihilated by Stewie. It's a double celebration and all the peeps were old friends, so I went. I had a fab time. Too much booze though. (Washed it down with Ruffo's steak the morning after. Great.)I'm pretty much getting to the conclusion that all my guy friends are gay. What is up with that? Even guys I fall for are gay. (Not that I know it at the time) Hmmmm…. The cosmos are trying to tell me something. Or I'm just really an anomaly and should have been born with a d*ck instead of t*ts. Oh well, don't really wanna dwell on it too much. I'll just enjoy myself, t*ts and all.

An ex texted me today. Apparently another ex (they're cousins' btw.) is trying to get in touch with me. I told ex1 not to give my number. Don't wanna start the New Year borrowing trouble. Ex2 is married and tends to stray once in a while. As I grow older I realize guys I know are either married or gay. Haha! The one's in between are either too old or too young. I'm trying to do a paradigm shift with my lovelife, or I'll not have any.  When I come up with a resolution I'll let you know.

Well, that's it so far for the first week of 2008. Hope everyone had a very nice new year and all your fingers are still intact. Another year to enjoy life and try on new adventures, find new friends, keep old ones and generally live our lives the best way we can. Enjoy!


Posted at Monday, January 07, 2008 by chabacz

 

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